I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
do herpes really smell.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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