My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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