But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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