Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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