Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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