Sry I called you an 8
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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