Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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