Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
