i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Please don't give away my fajitas
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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