I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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