Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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