we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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