Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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