Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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