I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
