I'm going to jail i love you
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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