And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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