My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
