We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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