I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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