I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
did you just send me my own nude
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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