I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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