you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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