(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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