The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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