margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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