I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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