Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
