I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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