I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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