her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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