I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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