Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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