Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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