Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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