I love black thongs
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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