There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My day in three words: secret purse cake
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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