i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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