we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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