I saw his package. It spoke to me.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
3pm strippers are depressing
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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