ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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