Dual....:-)
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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