What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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