We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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