I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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