im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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