Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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