please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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