new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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