CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
how does that bad decision feel?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
