I have demons in me.
My hand turned me down
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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