K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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