i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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